Rebound Choices...

So, my last blog was a bit wallow-ey wasn't it?! Sorry about that!!


But I'm near enough back to my fantastic witty self (except for still smoking the Richmond Menthol!!) 


So in an attempt to jump back on the single girl band wagon I have got a couple options for my rebound...


Contestant Number 1: I scored myself a hot date for next Friday with a guy who's a PCSO in London. He's a funny flirty guy but we had a little fling back when I was 18. To put it bluntly he didn't know the difference between my clit and my tit. So we shall see if his charm alone will suffice for the time being...but I don't think I'll be jumping between the sheets with him.


Contestant Number 2: However, I am off back to my uni town of Ormskirk to stay with a friend who is very good between the sheets...but we're just going to go for a drink and watch some films...also saying this I don't think we ever made it through a full film together back in my uni days...


And finally, Contestant Number 3: A random guy I met in a pub last Friday who I had no idea I was flirting with until he asked for my number (ah the joys of being so fabulous). Thanks to the wonderful invention of texting I found out he's a bit of a perv though and whilst I slept last night I had 4 texts off him and a missed call. Hm. Stalker like behaviour. But on the plus side he was really cute and quite intelligent. 




So...three very different men. Two from the past (in my books I need that comfortable stage already for a rebound) and one brand spanking new one. 


Well we'll see how Contestant Number 2 bares up tonight!!