Rules of Dating

So, I have joined a dating website as stated in Holiday Revelations Part Dos. 

Plentyoffish.com (a Fishy favourite). 

Now, I've never done this sort of thing before but it's going OK I guess. 

I have dozens of emails, mainly consisting of "hi how r u", "u r gawjus" and "hi sexy got msn?". I suppose, at least the last one has got some punctuation in there. The worst, by far, has to be from someone called Fowler 11 which says, quite simply "hey fancy a shag? x".

Now, dear readers, I would like you to consider this: in what world is asking someone if they want a shag over email, without having a drunken conversation or behest me for saying so even meeting, alright?!!

I just need to clarify that I am no snob, but I would quite like a man who knows how to use the English language and whose first line does not have a shag in it!!

I have had a few interesting emails though. The best one has to be from a guy who we shall call Eclipse (it makes sense to me) who albeit a little older than I ever anticipated (37), he's pretty creative and certainly knows how to keep me entertained over the email. I don't know whether we will ever meet up because I think that the age difference could be an issue. He does look pretty good for 37 though!!

I have even been on a date! A coffee date but still with promises of going to Salsa on Wednesday. This guy (who shall be know as ScienceBoy) is cute but is in definite need of a hair cut. There shall be no talk of kissing until there has been some scissors near those locks. I am a snob aren't I?! Plus he's a little too keen, and a bit confused. We'll see, it's just dancing right?

But the point of this post is to understand whether there is a need for dating rules and because of my serious lack of actual dates in my short 23 years due to friends becoming boyfriends, I don't know the first real thing about dating etiquette. 

I don't really do rules very well when it comes to men or social situations, I am who I am. 

But still, maybe I need some direction from my fellow bloggers as to what I should do, or not as the case may be. Or whether I should just jump on the giant rule book and throw the bastard out the window.

Help, anyone?